Perspective

[mindstalk]

We live on a billions-year old spaceship, shielded from natural radiation by a nuclear-powered[1] force field, and living by the emissions of a partially shielded fusion reactor. We fill birthday balloons with nuclear waste. We're mutants descended from generations of mutants. We eat greens, hoping their natural pesticides will keep us healthy, and give genitals as a sign of affection. We mostly eat the offspring of the most vulnerable organisms around us.

(Can you think of more to provocatively phrase?)

[1] Originally I had 'fission', but I'm reminded the heat comes more from spontaneous radioactive decay, not fission.