Rich and Strange Aeons

Yes, I often think the non-omnivore options look good, including black bean burgers (less fecal matter than minced beef) but excluding Quorn and its kin: there is enough truly tasty non-meat fare that I suspect that even were I vegan then I would still regard the mock meats as a revolting perversion.

(As a child it took me a while to distinguish vegan from Venusian, as it did penal from penile; of course, context often sufficed.)